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LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER
(found in an E-mail )
( HandaZa Fun Pages)
An application was for employment 
A program was a TV show 
A cursor used profanity 
A keyboard was a piano! 
 

Memory was something that you lost with age 
A CD was a bank account 
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy 
You hoped nobody found out! 
 

Compress was something you did to garbage 
Not something you did to a file 
And if you unzipped anything in public 
You'd be in jail for awhile! 
 

Log on was adding wood to a fire 
Hard drive was a long trip on the road 
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived 
And a backup happened to your commode! 
 

Cut - you did with a pocket knife 
Paste you did with glue 
A web was a spider's home 
And a virus was the flu! 
 

 
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper 
And the memory in my head 
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash 
But when it happens they wish they were dead! 
 
 
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