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Note : any article with no " by folan on it ... then it's e7na tab3a ... ( e7na el feraf koko kooo ko ) 
 

Tests in one week only !!!

Yes everyone this is what they say!! shabab motale3 men 2nd year power said that doctor barkoky announced that they are thinking of making the tests this term in just one week ya3ny every day a test !! ( yezhar first day 3araby we deen bardo zay ayam zaman !) howa e7na fee madares and HOW ON EARTH can we nelem mada fee youm, well if this is true then mafeeesh tests this term feeh **** .... wa shokran  

First and Last Lecture 
By : Weswes (1 elec.)

In our first lecture of circuits..the doc. entered then he wrote 3 names of three doctors then he had a general look on us and then he kept silent so we kept silent 2 becoz we were afraid he would have our names ...then we stayed silent for about 2 minutes and suddenly he began
2 explain the lesson and while he was writting he saw the three names of the doctors,,then he said the first name of these doctors and he kept silent for a long time till we thought that the first doc. was died or
something then he said " it's me"then the whole students laughed then he said the second doc. will teach you the firt half of the course and third will teach you the second half of the course AND i'll teach u nothing and he kept silent again then he said and i'll enter 2 you
again in the first lecture in the second term....
haha ... that was our reaction

Modaragat Delivery

By : Kenzo (2 elec.pow)
 
Ektera7 gadeed geddan geddan
aktare7 edafat Room-Service lelkolleya,yekoon el mas2ool 3anha AboAhmad,we hazehee al Room-Service takoon 3ala alshakl altalee:
For example in a lecture of a sleeeeeping doctor,
u need to wake up a bit,so
Student in a lecture:Alo,Law sama7tee momken wa7ed shay sokkar zeyada fee 224?Shokran
Then u hear the clicks of AboAhmad on his tray,,,and the tea for
Ing.KENZO : )

Taftaf el Kolleya

sara7 masdar mas2ool anaho "feeh mashro3 le 3amal Taftaf fee el kolleya 3andena, so ba3d el section mesh lazem el talaba temshi we tet3ebro7a 3ashan tero7 el makan beta3 el section or el mo7adra ely ba3daha (note : mafish haga esmaha merwa7 tab3an 3andena), el taftaf fee 7'dmet el gami3, we moda3aam kaman "
wa7ed taleb wrote to me :"taftaf !! 7'aloha 3arabiet es3af a7san !"

Tawahan E3dady 

tab3an we all know eno feeh stickers writen 3aliha "faculty of engineering" or "elec. department" ...etc 
el gedid is that I saw today 3ala 3arabeyet wa7ed sticker feeh fekra it was
"faculty Of Engineering,
Ain Shams University,
DOUBLER" 
maho el doublara 3andena is now a department yezhar, 3amar ya masr wa iyla el amam ya mohandeZeen ya tarawa :-)
 

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